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Discussion in White House about the leader China Hu Zin Tao

> GB - G.Bush

> CR - C.Rice

> GB: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

> CR: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

> GB: Great. Lay it on me.

> CR: Hu is the new leader of China.

> GB: That's what I want to know.

> CR: That's what I'm telling you.

> GB: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

> CR: Yes.

> GB: I mean the fellow's name.

> CR: Hu.

> GB: The guy in China.

> CR: Hu.

> GB: The new leader of China.

> CR: Hu.

> GB: The Chinaman!

> CR: Hu is leading China.

> GB: Now whaddya' asking me for?

> CR: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

> GB: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

> CR: That's the man's name.

> GB: That's who's name?

> CR: Yes.

> GB: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

> CR: Yes, sir.

> GB: Yassir??? Yassir Arafat is in China?! I thought he was in the Middle East.

> CR: That's correct.

> GB: Then who is in China?

> CR: Yes, sir.

> GB: Yassir is in China?

> CR: No, sir.

> GB: Then who is?

> CR: Yes, sir.

> GB: Yassir?

> CR: No, sir.

> GB: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

> CR: Kofi?

> GB: No, thanks.

> CR: You want Kofi?

> GB: No.

> CR: You don't want Kofi.

> GB: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

> CR: Yes, sir.

> GB: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

> CR: Kofi?

> GB: Milk! Will you please make the call?

> CR: And call who?

> GB: Who is the guy at the U.N?

> CR: Hu is the guy in China.

> GB: Will you stay out of China?!

> CR: Yes, sir.

> GB: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

> CR: Kofi.

> GB: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

> CR picks up the phone.

> CR: Rice, here.

> GB: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?





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